Zeus was in his armoury on Olympus, counting out his thunderbolts, when into the room walked his third wife, Eurynome. Of course, she didn’t actually walk. That would have been difficult in the extreme for a mermaid. Instead, she was pushed along in a wheeled golden bath by the three naked warriors who served as […]
Now before anyone gets excited, I should point out that it was a Raven, and it was perched on the bedside table, attempting to keep one eye on me and the other on Tazer the cat, who crouched threateningly on the other side of the bed. How long this bizarre stand-off had been going on […]
Now here is something you don’t see every day. I went down to Mancamp tonight and remembered that I hadn’t put in any chlorine in the pool for a while. So I grabbed a chlorine tablet and lifted the skimmer cover to drop it in. There, at the bottom of the tray and grimly holding […]